Postal Boxes and Penguin Suits


No woman in a burqa (or a hijab or a burkini) has ever done me any harm. But Men in suits missold me pensions and endowments, costing me thousands of pounds. A Man in a suit led us on a disastrous and illegal war. Men in suits led the banks and crashed the world economy. Other men in suits then increased the misery to millions through austerity. If we are to tell people what to wear, maybe we should ban suits.


New Life


I’ve burned my bridges

And I am free at last

All my chains

Are in the past


The day is wide open

The sky is blue

The world is a miracle

And so are you


The New Life starts here



Racists, bigots and stalkers

Banging at my door

I’m not fighting with them



Friends, Family and Pretenders

How do you do?

I can make it

With or without you


Citizens of the world

Child, woman and man

The keys to the kingdom

Are in your own hands

The New Life starts here.


Stable Genius

When a party goes from Lincoln, to Reagan, to Bush, to Palin, to Trump, it’s no mystery why Republicans don’t believe in evolution.

Stable Genius

I gather by my side a gang of misfits, crooks and dorks

They make me feel intelligent, the king of all the Orcs

I get my information from the liars at Fox cable

Of all geniuses who lived I am the greatest, and most stable





I’d like to buy a good
Used paper back bible


Too much time to kill
Too much wasted air
Too much everything
No need to think


Here above the clouds
I am free of all the crowds
I float above the surf
And I feel the rush of love


And I have always thought
That hand guns were made for shooting people
Rather than for sport


Guess I’d like to sell
A good used paper back bible.